Long Time, No Bald.

It's been quite a while, has it not?  Well, baldness never breaks for anything.  Here is some inspiration.

Bald. Manly.

Shameful

Well, the whole world saw how prejudiced people are against those who are bald in the season finale of The Voice.  Beverly McClellan, the purposefully bald woman in the final four, lost.  I am positive that it is due to her baldness.  Don't deny it.  For some reason people thought she was weird.  Did she give you any reason to think that? No? That's what I thought.  Shameful, America. Shameful.

Some don't deserve it.

Some people don't deserve to be bald.  They just don't deserve it.  I mean, they just don't have the right personality for it.  I know a guy who occasionally shaves his already thinning hair.  I'm sorry, but he just can't do it.  It actually makes people sick.  Like I know several people who just ignore him, then go home sick.  Just like...that!  That's a lie.  But still, just, NO.  So here is my advice, know who you are. Know your limits.  Know if you can pull off baldness.  If you don't know, ask someone. By the way, the answer is probably no.

Really, what is Bald?

Baldness, is a highly under appreciated condition. A magical and intoxicating experience it is to be bald. Let this blog be your guide to the world. I promise, no, we promise that this blog will have you thinking in a new light, one that is delightfully bald on purpose.